Banana Aficionado Gifts

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Man, every now and then you just have to kick off the **@!!$#* pyjamas!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The beginnings of biological warfare were relatively innocent.

Can you explain the large quantities of bananas and nuts that have been ordered by your department?

"To hell with perpetuating stereotypes. I'll have a Banana Daiquiri."

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peel poker.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."