Banana Lovers Gifts

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Banana Quartet

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Banana Smoothie

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"