Banana Comedy Fan Gifts

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Peel poker.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Cat at Surprise Party.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Possums that ski.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"He chases submarines."

World of Cow.

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

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