Banana Fan Gifts

'WHOA!! Get out of the sunlight dear! You're beginning to peel!'

Disinterested George

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

No, dear, not in that one, either – there are no toys hidden in any of them.

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"A banana daiquiri. And hold the daiquiri."

'Above the... Above the... Hmm... Above the what?'

Her co-worker was a banana

"Banana who?"

"How's the self defense classes going?"

"Just be yourself."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Apples for sale

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'More bubbles!'

Banana Split...

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

The Da Vinci Cod

Peel poker.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish