Banana Fan T-Shirts

'WHOA!! Get out of the sunlight dear! You're beginning to peel!'

Disinterested George

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"A banana daiquiri. And hold the daiquiri."

'Above the... Above the... Hmm... Above the what?'

Her co-worker was a banana

"Banana who?"

"How's the self defense classes going?"

"Just be yourself."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Apples for sale

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'More bubbles!'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Banana Split...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Hamlet

The Da Vinci Cod

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

You're my Venus

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Believe me it's only an apple."