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The Evolution of Humour.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Would you like to try them out?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

Shaving

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."