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'Help's on the way, Billy! For God's sake, keep sucking!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Karate Chop.

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'I'll have what he's having.'

Armed with banana peels, pies, and ball bearings, the 104th slapstick brigade is only called upon when wars get really boring.

The clowns are coming!

Spring return dog leash

Sheep walks into a room to find the other black sheep are playing a joke on him. The bucket on top of the door is filled with black liquid.

Window Cleaner asks for help.

Watch Tower strip 6- Invaders stuck in car wash

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

Beware (clowns and pies).

'Passengers were a troupe of clowns. We've taken all 174 of them to hospital.'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Dog chasing tire from auto accident.

The accident

"Wooah... back up Julian, back up..."

"The Revolving Door is jammed again. Hit the spin cycle."

"We're out of pie. Would you like a jelly donut in the face?"

Excution Pranks

"Previously on..."

Clowns escape prison

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"There's some clown to see you, Sir."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

The Moe Howard Installation

Houseplant, faceplant, transplnt,