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Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Clowns Rake Bomb the cows field.'Cows Vs Clowns'

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Shaving

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'