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'Did you hear something?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shaving

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

The Second Fall of Man.r

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.