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"Jack be nimble..." The later years "Ta-da! *hic* " "Butt's on fire again."

Man slipping over

A man sees a 'The end is near' sign and then falls off the sidewalk.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

Two drunken men trying to fit into the same coat.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Bob had the misfortune of being haunted by the Three Stooges.

The Rake Reflex

The Art of Comedy

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Shaving

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!