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'If you'd given me something I'd have warned you about that.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Clown Car Crash

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'