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Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Well, @#^*, I put the wrong net in my GPS.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Is that a piano?"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral