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'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'