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"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

Skier sees another skier's unsuccessful accident.

Clown throws a pie

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Ready...."

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

"Is that a piano?"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."