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'Alice through the looking glass,'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'Hold on, here he comes now, now.'

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

The discovery of fire and comedy

"Call a doctor, Mike..."

"Well, I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that you failed last week's audition."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Flooring Specialist

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

Freudian slip

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

"Is that a piano?"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Trump - The curly years

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Moebot

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'