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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Ready...."

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

"Is that a piano?"

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'