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'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Ready...."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Is that a piano?"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral