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'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Moebot

"Ready...."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.