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'Kiss me Hardy.'

Falling from a billboard

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Our founder!"

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

Clown can't use urinal due to big shoes.

Messy Fly swat.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

When I said 'sleep on it,' I didn't mean here, Potter!

"Ready...."

A woman ice skating over banana skins

"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'