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The Meaning of Humour

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'