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'New balls please.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shaving

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.