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A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Ready...."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...