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A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Ready...."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."