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'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas