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'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.