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'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

"Tommy!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Fine. And you?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Shaving

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Running out of Gas.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Someday, the worm will turn.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Previously on..."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'