Snowy Scenery Fan T-Shirts

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Ice Skater

'Fine. And you?'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow is falling...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I prefer snow person."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Snowmen

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Lovely weather again.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.