Snowy Scenery Fan Gifts

Adam and Eve AFTER the Fall.

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'Fine. And you?'

Ice Skater

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"I prefer snow person."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Snowmen

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Lovely weather again.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'