Snowy Mystery Fan Gifts

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Trawling for Fish.

Dog detectives

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Curiosity."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Snowman Romance

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'