Snowflake Fan Gifts

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Skiing.

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"I love this time of year."

Running out of Gas.

Jack and the Snowman.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Snowman Romance

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Snowman garden hose.

Carrot shortage goes on.