Snowflake Fan Gifts

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Skiing.

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Jack and the Snowman.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Snowman Romance

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Snowman garden hose.