Snowflake Aficionado Gifts

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowyphus

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"Whose the new guy?"

The lonely figure

'It's a snow mobile.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Jack and the Snowman.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

To Antarctica

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"