Snowflake Aficionado Gifts

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowyphus

Yo ho ho!

"Whose the new guy?"

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

The lonely figure

'It's a snow mobile.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Jack and the Snowman.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

I think it's a food allergy.

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone