Snowball Aficionado Gifts

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."