Snowball Aficionado Gifts

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Fine. And you?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'You win. Go out and play.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball