Snowball Enthusiasts Gifts

Trespassers will be snowballed.

Snowball Fight.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Polar bear bowling alley

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A skier and a paraglider

'You win. Go out and play.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.