Snowball Aficionados Gifts

S is for snow

Boy rolled into a snowball

High-gravity baseball

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Hot Tub Frosty

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Boxing Snowmen.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snowmans Revenge

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Winter Border Wall

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Support the head!"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

Snowballs

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."