Snowball Aficionados Gifts

S is for snow

Boy rolled into a snowball

High-gravity baseball

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Hot Tub Frosty

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Boxing Snowmen.

Snowmans Revenge

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Winter Border Wall

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"Support the head!"

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Snowballs

'No, but you're getting warmer.'