Snowman Aficionados Gifts

Hot Tub Frosty

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

'Couldn't take the heat?'

"This story is really giving me a big lump in my throat."

"Support the head!"

'Excuse me, sir, are you with those 'orrible student protestors?'

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Well, we know one thing. He's unarmed."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Crime

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Do you come here often?'