Snowman Aficionado Gifts

Floss-ty the Snowman.

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Snowman trying to avoid melting.

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."

Snowyphus

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Level with me doc, how long have I got left?"

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman going through airport security

"What did I tell you about touching that cake?! Now, your hands are all STICK-y!"

"Okay, Frosty...I think you've had enough."

A snowman with a rodent problem

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Snowman and dog

How Moscow gets rid of its unwanted snow.

Snowman selling hot chocolate

'I wonder if he left a note.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"We may need to run a dope test..."

'This is my favorite time of year!'

"You must have been a very, very bad snowman!"

'Why the long face?'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"I thought we agreed...NO BUNNY CAKES!"

'Finally! After all these years, the networks put on a TV show worth watching!'

"Courtesy of the gentleman at the bar."

I think it's a food allergy.

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."