Snowman Appreciator Gifts

A boy eating a snow cone

'Just once, I'd like to see spring!'

"Got a head cold?"

"Well, 'haricot vert' may sound classy, but you should have stuck with the carrot."

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Gimme the carrot!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime

Flake News

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Sand Snowmen

"Frosty the Repairman"