Snowman Appreciation Gifts

'It's kidney stones.'

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"You call this ice?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Snow Bridge.

Sand Snowmen

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Do you come here often?'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'