Snowman Appreciation Gifts

'It's kidney stones.'

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Do you come here often?'

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'