Snowman Sympathizer Gifts

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'Don't mention carrot cake. He had a bad experience.'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

Melting snowman is begging for ice cubes.

Melting, please help...

"Tabarnak!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You call this ice?"

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'

Snow Bridge.

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'It's a snow mobile.'