Snowman Sympathizer Mugs

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'Don't mention carrot cake. He had a bad experience.'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

Melting snowman is begging for ice cubes.

Melting, please help...

"Tabarnak!"

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

Sand Snowmen

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"You call this ice?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow Bridge.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Snowman Tattoo

"You have ice water in your veins."