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"Please turn your head and cough."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Frosty's Retirement Plan

Please give.

'This heartburn is killing me.'

"Can you smell carrots?"

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'He is looking rather pale, Mrs Frosty.'

'Freeze!' (policeman to snowman)

'Just great! He was our only suspect!'

'He's a survivor.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'

"We've got to get this patient stabilized! Let's get him into the freezer!"

Snow Crime

Clever dog.

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

'I'm afraid that all Frosty left in his will is a carrot and a few pieces of coal.'

'Snow...snow...'

I told you what I'd do if you tried that again.

"That's the worst head cold I've ever seen!"

"Drenching sweats, droopy carrot...hydration and a week chilling in the morgue and he'll be good as new."

'Let this be a warning. You talk to my girlfriend again and I'll do more than rearrange your face!'

'You really need to get some balls.'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"You've exceeded the FSA daily recommended salt intake."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"