Snowman Enthusiast Pillows

'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Frosty's Retirement Plan

Please give.

'This heartburn is killing me.'

'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'

"Can you smell carrots?"

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'Freeze!' (policeman to snowman)

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'

'He is looking rather pale, Mrs Frosty.'

'He's a survivor.'

"Drenching sweats, droopy carrot...hydration and a week chilling in the morgue and he'll be good as new."

"That's the worst head cold I've ever seen!"

"You've exceeded the FSA daily recommended salt intake."

"We've got to get this patient stabilized! Let's get him into the freezer!"

"You guys haven't by any chance seen Grandma's teeth?"

Snow Crime

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

'Let this be a warning. You talk to my girlfriend again and I'll do more than rearrange your face!'

Clever dog.

'You really need to get some balls.'

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Ted, you're back! So, how was your Caribbean cruise?"

"Have you been eating curry again?"