Snowman Lover Mugs

'I would caution against long-term investments.'

A snowman offers a melting snowman adult diapers.

"Ha, ha, ha! I told you it would stick to it."

"Your prostate is enlarged."

All the President's Snowmen

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"Oh, yeah. She's ahd some work done."

"I see a very BRIGHT future for you."

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'I'm going to try it. My friend swears that with this diet, the pounds melt right off.'

"I hope you get hit by a plow truck."

Attack of the zombie snowman.

"Yessss!! Today is my lucky day!!!"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'No ice.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Frosting the Snowman

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Snowman ice fishing.