Snowman Empathy Gifts

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"It's her first snowman."

Snowman Tattoo

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Attack of the zombie snowman.

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'It can't last.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Ice Fishing.

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Snowman and girl

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

All the President's Snowmen

1784: Wigs are all the rage

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Snowmen

Snowman