Snowman Philosopher Gifts

I wish I was like Frosty the Snowman because he came to life! But we're talking. Aren't we alive? You're right! We're alive! So, Ernie the Snowman, as a sentient being with thoughts and dreams, the world awaits your wisdom. Better hurry. Spring starts today. We'll be puddles soon. No problem, Frank! Stay cool!

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Little help?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Shaved Ice

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Flake News

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'