Snowfall Philosopher Gifts

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

The Farmer Sutra.

The King In The Rain.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"High Pressure Area"

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Saving up for a rainy day.

"First, I set the mood."