Snowfall Philosopher Gifts

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

The King In The Rain.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"High Pressure Area"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Saving up for a rainy day.

"First, I set the mood."

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."