Snowflake Philosopher Gifts

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

Lemniskate

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Jack and the Snowman.

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Skating.

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

Global Warming is a snow job!

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

"I'm melting from the friction."

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'