Snowflake Enthusiast Gifts

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

'I appreciate the gift, but did you have to use the wrapping paper with little snowmen on it?'

Snow maker.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

"Bless You."

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Jack and the Snowman.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Money Snowglobe

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

I Love Winter!

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Sleigh ride!

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Global Warming is a snow job!

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."