Snowflake Enthusiast Gifts

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Call if "information about the season's first snowfall," not "flake news"!

Here we go, Ernie! We're falling! This is so exciting! Maybe we'll become part of a snowman and bring joy to people! Or float to a ski resort and watch everyone go racing by! Or land gently on a country fence and inspire a beautiful painting! Uh-oh ... Bad news, Ernie. Why's that kid's mouth open?!

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

I understand that because of our snowflake DNA, no two of use are exactly alike.

'I appreciate the gift, but did you have to use the wrapping paper with little snowmen on it?'

Snow maker.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

"Bless You."

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Jack and the Snowman.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Money Snowglobe

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel