Snowflake Collector Gifts

'Apparently, we're all unique.' - 'Ah, that's just some rubbish we tell kids.'

'They say no two specks of soot are alike.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snow.

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Yo ho ho!

Skiing

Keeping Warm in Winter

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snow globe

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Jack and the Snowman.

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

Snow globe vaccine

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'Snow again, today...'