Snowflake Collector Pillows

'Apparently, we're all unique.' - 'Ah, that's just some rubbish we tell kids.'

'They say no two specks of soot are alike.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snow.

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

Skiing

Keeping Warm in Winter

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snow globe

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow globe vaccine

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

Jack and the Snowman.

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Snow again, today...'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.