Snow Globe Collector Gifts

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Snow Globe Fortune Teller

'Snow again, today...'

"Looks like we're in for another extreme weather event."

"A world beyond this one? Yes, I guess that's possible."

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.

"I much prefer the snow!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Global Warming Santa

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Snow Global Warming

Snow globe

'I see you visiting the statue of liberty during a snowstorm... Oh wait.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snowglobe In Summer

4 seasons globe

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'I've tried everything to shake this dandruff!'

Snow globe vaccine

"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."

"The holidays are just not the same since all these allegations."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

'We need clean water for housing.'

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

'What's an OFF season?'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

Man in 'Global Warming' Snow Storm

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

A dog in a snow globe with all of the fur he has shed.