Globe Collectors Gifts

Summer Globe

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

A divided world.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Snow globe

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Starbucks Siren

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Snow globe vaccine

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'Snow again, today...'