Globe Collector Gifts

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Man Drowns in Globe

I told you to bring a map.

Bat Globe.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

A divided world.

Snow globe

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

Tiny people.

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'He's been shot!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Snow globe vaccine

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'